Twilight

Finally! I have given into peer pressure and read the first Twilight book! It took me four hours and I could not put it down. I have to thank Courtney and Samantha for introducing me, I am reading the second one right now (it isn't nearly as good as the first so far!) See you all later!

$ I am Rich! $

I always knew one day I would end up rich, and it finally happened. While pouring my cereal, I came upon a cornflake that looked extremely like South Carolina. I am going to sell it and make millions ( not really! ) You know, just for laughs. See you all later!

S.O.S.

I feel like I am going to explode. So im watching Mythbusters, right? Well all of the sudden I hear the faucet going and then a ear-exploding scream. So I run into the bathroom and there lies Emma, covered in soap and water and screaming her mouth off. It seems she had something in her eye, and, rather than tell me, she decided to use water and hand soap to get it out. Of course, that didn't help matters much. So, right now, I am listening to her bawl on the couch. Did I mention Ive been babysitting for 2 1/2 hours? So, as you can imagine, Im pooped.


S.O.S!

My Cute Sisters

My sisters, Emma and Gracie, are going through a phase where they are dressing and acting exactly like each other. If one girl does something rediculous and stupid, the other will too. Example: While riding her scooter, Emma was getting bugged by the wind, so she put on a pair of goggles. 5 minutes later, gracie comes out in a pair of goggles. The end result? A two year ol and a four year old wearing blue goggles and posing for pictures. See you all later!

Dumb Blonde Joke

I was just readin Courtney and Samantha's blog and saw one of the funniest dumb blonde jokes, like, ever. Check it out..... : )

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me, I have a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, ...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

I wanna meet the person who makes these up.
See you all tomorrow.

My First Entry!

Finally! After months of begging, I have a blog! (Triumphant music.) Being the inexperienced blogger I am, I have no clue where to start. I'm twelve years old, in seventh grade, and I am a total, absolute, and complete nerd. My nose is always in a book, and, unfortunately, it shall always be that way. I have two sisters and one brother who are driving me crazy right now and guess what? Its only one day into our three day weekend. "Spring Holiday" my.....